
- Procure some raclette cheese. French will do, but Swiss, which is harder to find, is the one I know and love best.
- Slice cheese thinly in long strips, and arrange them flat in a broiler-proof small dish, like the one pictured in this photo (you eat directly from the dish — is there any greater simple pleasure in life, really?) Don't skimp here. Cover that dish entirely and pile the cheese on well. This IS the whole meal.
- Boil a couple of potatoes.
- When potatoes are done, simply place dish of cheese under broiler a few minutes until melted. Serve with a few pickled onions and pickle slices, and add a dash of paprika in the center of the cheese.
- Serve and eat with potatoes, taking care to smother each bite in the gooey, pungent, alpine cheese and enjoy with a crisp white wine and extra pickles. If possible, follow meal with a frigid moonlit walk to aid digestion. (NB: This meal is best enjoyed after rigorous activity and during the coldest nights of the year).